My Exploding Cat

Signs that someone is a teensy bit INSANE

If you ever catch an adult saying these things, freak out a little and BACK AWAY SLOWLY!!!!!

“I write fantasy nonfiction, of course!”
“I just love the movie The Corpse Bride. Nobody dies in it.”
“Mmm, I keep finding these tasty chocolates the rabbits in our yards drop.”
“I just can’t seem to get out of this straightjacket!”
“My favorite food? Rainbow unicorn bubble gum barbecue chicken wing jerky! Yaaaaaay!”
“Hmm. Do you know where New York City, Ireland is?” (Think about it)
*finds a penny* “Whoopee! I’m set for life!”
“Major league wrestling should be rated G/is fun for the whole family!”
“I saw a UFO that carried flying rhinos!”
*dances to an educational rap song*
“I’m preparing next year’s dinner, what do you think I’m doing?”
*spins on office chair* “I just LUUUUV Thomas the Tank Engine sing-along videos!”
“I just love the movie TinkerBell!” (perhaps the scariest and most self-explanatory of then all)

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